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Jeff had been specifically told by his bosses, that if wanted to move up at the magazine company, he would have to try a new position. All they told him was it had to do with the cover shoots for the issues.
He of course thought this meant working with the models, he was about to find out how wrong he was.
So he came into work on Sunday, ready for his first assignment. He was lead to the basement by the secratary and told to wait there. She quickly left, although he thought nothing of it. He walked around the dim room exploring it, and looking for what he might be doing today.
All he could find where two rooms. Each with different things in them that he took as being props. One of the rooms had a lot of futuristic looking things in it, and the other had a lot of mechanical devices in it.
He walked into the future looking room and saw an interesting looking pod in one of the corners. He walked up to it an pressed a button on the side, and to his suprise, the door actually opened.
He took a peek inside but couldn’t really see anything, so he stepped inside to check for a light switch, but as the rest of his body made it’s way in, the door slid closed behind him. Slowly a yellowish gas started to creek in.
Jeff wasn’t sure what to do as he thought it was just a prop for a photoshoot. As he opened his mouth to yell for help, he took a large gulp off the gas and became frozen as he could feel his body change.
He looked down to see his waist shrinking in as his pecks began to bulge out of his shirt. As he began to shrink, and he privates began to change, he realized what he had become. The finally change wasn’t to him, but his clothes instead; They began to evaporate, and the parts that didn’t shrunk down into a nice bikini.
As he fell to the ground dumbfounded, he felt his long hair hit against his shoulders and as he looked up to push the hair out of his face, he saw his reflection in the glass, finally realizing the truth of the matter.
“Wow, I’m, like, seriously a hot chick right now. There has to be a way to fix this or something in the other room.”
He peeked out the door, and with no one in sight, he rushed across the hallway into the mechanical looking room.
On one of the machines he saw a sticky note stuck to the side. It said: “sorry if we are running late Jeff, but if you already found the TGTube, then go ahead and start the machine and put your hands in it to begin the process.
“Process? Maybe he means turning me back to the regular me or something.”
He flipped the switch on the side and placed his hands slowly into the machine. Suddenly, his hands caught on something that felt like rollers and they began to suck him in.
Slowly the machine pulled him through it’s many rollers till finally his hands began to appear out of the other side of it. Except now, they were as flat as paper. Slowly his whole body emurged, but instead as a sexy poster thin piece of paper woman.
As his legs slid out of the machine, two arms dropped down and folded his arms down to his sides and back around his back, then folded her legs backwards against his arms and then another fold at her belly, and one more at her neck, leaving her head on the top of her folded up paper body.
She was then picked up and placed into another machine with the words “Digitalizer” on it. Soon she was no more than a computer file, with words being placed over her, and her new name going under her: “Nikki Lee”.
Once she was done being edited, she felt herself begin to be printed out, one cover page at a time for each of the 500,000 magazines that were going to go out….